Mr. Howard Keel
Bless your beautiful hide and
Your mustache of youth
Sir Larry David
I'll eat your jokes for dessert
Surly curmudgeon
Hey Dolly Parton
I'm thinking of a number
Between 9 and 5
Sad times Chris de Burgh
Fame dying, lady blushing
Might even say red
Gilded Betty White
Just die already so folks
will stop exploiting you. Irony?
