Experiment: Quiz Night
During those formative preteen years, I'd stay up late and sneak my oldest sister's YM and Teen magazines into my room and (after reading every line of copy in the whole publication) would get excited upon reaching the interactive portion - the quizzes.
You know the kind - "Does He Secretly Like You?" "What's Your Summer Style?" "Does He Secretly Like Your Friend?" and "Does He Secretly Want to Hold Your Hand and Listen to Your New Collective Soul Album With You?"
The answer, it turned out, was a disheartening "no" most of the time. It also taught me that if boys had one defining characteristic, it was that they were unquestionably secretive. And thus they remained...