Experiment: Planning Your Own Wedding

I am so excited for my harajuku wedding!

I will wear this L.A.M.B original, and be accompanied by my bridesmaids:
Love (Corinne), Angel (Adrienne), Music (Casey), Baby (Lindsey/Kendra).

This [cake] is banana! B-A-N-A-N-A!

This [sake] is non-alcoholic. N-O-N-A-L-C-H-Y!

What I have learned:

If the price-gouging and ugly dresses and vendor pressure and fighting over your guestlist and overall absurdities of wedding planning are too much for you, consider a Harajuku wedding, like me! It's made me so much happier and relieved so much stress!

I just hired a Japanese exchange student, Akiko, who has been an angel (not Angel, as we've established that is Adrienne C). She's taken care of all the details in the most organized and stereotypical of fashions. And all within a matter of days. Her secret? She wisely told vendors it was for a "themed party," not for a wedding. What a smart girl!

And she's even hired a band who can do an awesome rendition of this song (which is, let's be honest, killer. Girl. Crush).

Wedding planning. You know? Can I get an amen?


becca said...

well, great! i have the perfect outfit to wear to your reception: http://beccer.blogspot.com/2008/11/harajuku-girl.html

Liz Canaan Roberts said...

if i knew you better i might be able to discern whether you're serious about this. (i kind of hope you are.) but, either way...I WANNA COME!

casey elizabeth said...

ugh. wedding planning. i like the theme party idea though, very much...hmmm...



dn said...

BOOOOOO. I was hoping your link would be this song.

Liz Canaan Roberts said...

in my humble opinion, this is also an awesome idea for a wedding:
although i'm not making any claims as to its cost in comparison to your harajuku costumes.

emily and logan said...
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emily and logan said...

if you are really planning your wedding, then i want an invite cuz you KNOW i will be wherever you have it, girl. (y'know, free flights and all!)

Alison said...

i mean this in all honesty and sincerity, let me know if I can help. i'm not gonna lie i'm like really really good at this. xoxox

EKD said...

Are you coming to Kansas?