Haikus for famous people

Mr. Howard Keel
Bless your beautiful hide and
Your mustache of youth

Sir Larry David
I'll eat your jokes for dessert
Surly curmudgeon

Hey Dolly Parton
I'm thinking of a number
Between 9 and 5

Sad times Chris de Burgh
Fame dying, lady blushing
Might even say red

Gilded Betty White
Just die already so folks
will stop exploiting you. Irony?


casey elizabeth said...


EKD said...

your sunday antics are interesting.

jenny said...

Dolly parton. Money