7.18.2010

Haikus for famous people



Mr. Howard Keel
Bless your beautiful hide and
Your mustache of youth


Sir Larry David
I'll eat your jokes for dessert
Surly curmudgeon


Hey Dolly Parton
I'm thinking of a number
Between 9 and 5


Sad times Chris de Burgh
Fame dying, lady blushing
Might even say red


Gilded Betty White
Just die already so folks
will stop exploiting you. Irony?

3 comments :

casey elizabeth said...

classic.

EKD said...

your sunday antics are interesting.

jenny said...

Dolly parton. Money