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Mid-Century Newark Table 
This dining table is made of distressed hickory and features a tobacco-finished trestle base. 

Antique Driftwood Drafting Table
Artisan-crafted shabby chic drafting table. Constructed of driftwood collected by survivors of domestic abuse from the Women’s Crisis Center Shelter in Keystone, Florida.

Golgotha Olive Wood Table 
Reclaimed 2,000-year-old Holy Land Olive Wood table. Some of these cross beams may have supported the crucified body of Jesus Christ. Brass nail motif.


St. Petersburg Pea Coat 
100% vegan, sailor-inspired pea coat will keep you warm during the coldest winter doldrums. PETA approved faux-fur lining.

Royal Rambler A-Line 
This 1940s style A-Line Swing coat is composed of organic wool from a 150-year old family-run mill in Pienza, Italy. The mill was featured in Terrence Malick’s “The Roaring Thumbs.”

Old Glory Trench 
Reclaimed 100% lambswool taken from the coat of a decaying Confederate Soldier at the Battle of Antietam. Available in Confederate Blue with gray and gold piping. An Anthropologie Exclusive.